Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

RT @ciscoshoots: USA Today: Hundreds allege #Trump2016 doesn’t pay his bills. https://t.co/QAgucMevwJ #DeleteYourAccount #ThankfulThursday

Sorry, hookers, it's time to call the cops -- and this time, start demanding arrests. You can hook all you want near my house as long as you keep the noise to quiet sultry flirting with passing cars. But your constant, shrill screaming of "Twerk it girl, twerk it!", "What?! What?! Yeah you best drive away!", and all the various Beyonce lyrics -- which I can hear a half a block away -- have finally driven me over the edge.

Birthday dinner!

SO UPSET. just saw a little dog get hit on the highway and I can't get back to him to try and help ;'

Birthday walk in the redwoods.

Post-Reagan #GOP is all about getting rich off exploiting the poor. No surprise an unrepentant parasite now heads the party.

Rewatching LOST, and the 1 thing I'm noticing is that it's full of cheap, ugly wigs. It's the go-to for making main characters look younger.

I'm listening to an Iron & Wine song. SPOILER ALERT: It's depressing.

"Democrats will learn all the wrong lessons from #BernieSanders": https://t.co/ARkUNdryDN via @mtaibbi #p2

My Klout score has reached 58. TREMBLE BEFORE ME, MERE MORTALS.

Why is it so hard to find soft serve ice cream these days? Not yogurt. Not great hard-packed ice cream. S-O-F-T S-E-R-V-E. It used to be so plentiful. What gives?

RT @girlziplocked: I wish all those little girls Hillary sent back to El Salvador were alive to see this historic moment in feminism.

This may sound corny, but one of my favorite parts of my birthday are the FB birthday wishes one of the small joys FB has actually brought to my life!

And the LORD said unto Moses, Come up to me at ROOTSCAMP, and be there: and I will give thee tablets of stone, and a law, and commandments which I have written; that thou mayest teach them. And Moses went up into the mount of God.

And lo, the Lord said "Changing your email templates will increase your signer rate," and so Moses came down from the Rootscamp and wrote it on tablets: "THE LORD OUR OBAMA SAYETH, KEEP IT FRESH." And they did.

I've already been up for 90 minutes. STARBUCKS! HOUSE OF BAGELS! WALGREENS! BANK! WALK THE DOG!

WAKE UP CALIFORNIA!!

RT @BCapJe: Gay member of Congress, unable to donate his O+ blood because of ridiculous, bigoted laws https://t.co/vhn94frH0e

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So what WOULD a cop have to do to even be indicted, let alone convicted of homicide?

@alinabrouwer Easy access to guns means more gun deaths, and a higher number of deaths at any one time. This is not a debate. Facts.

Never. Again.

The audacity of pastor Louie Giglio is breathtaking. In a blog post to supporters, he says [the Gay] "agenda" is what got him uninvited to the Obama inauguration. Meanwhile, he doesn't recant his former stance and doesn't apologize for it. Some people believe, like this man and Rick Warren, believe their charitable works buy them the ability to discriminate with impunity. That logic is false.

RT @RollingStone: How the NRA thwarts regulation and helps put military-grade weapons in the hands of killers https://t.co/xyM2vDJwrL

I'm burnin' up, burning up for your love!

Muslim speaker decries Isis and asks for audience to share in fellowship at local mosques to see what Islam is about. #orlando #lgbt

It's really happening! I'm attending New Organizing Institute's New Media training July 2-9! How thrilled am I?!