James T. Kolk

He's... baaaaaackkkk!!!

Excited to be on the Columbia!

Excited to be on the Drake!

Just waiting to be posted to my new ship...

Mac & Elisa are napping adorably. Wish I had a working laptop so I could post the photo. I guess anyone who wants to see them had better just come see us...

loves the quote he just read: "Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn." -Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

is no longer allowed to change his name on Facebook... so of course, this last time I spelled Macarius wrong...

I'm an uncle!!

PLEASE! Put this as your status if you know someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can totally breathe fire. 60% of people won't copy and paste this because they have already been eaten by dragons. 38% of people are ...sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 2% are awesome and will repost this!