Talia Ohnari
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Orsalen: Dog's can't shapeshift? What about hovering and spitting lighting?
NO ONE TELL HER ABOUT SANTA!!!! š
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Dewitt: You realize this gathering is not about making me feel awkward, do you? I'm not being a unicorn in front of the Captain!
Things you would pay good money to see for $500, Alex.Ā
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Ginnyās eyes darted around the room, back and forth between the two senior officers.Ā No issues, of course. She was still breathing; theĀ ArrowĀ hadnāt yet completed its set of dead cadets, heads mounted on the wall of the Crew Mess. Her expression hardened as the theater continued.
Not "cadets", just "cadet". Do us a solid and put your head through this bullseye shaped picture frame would ya...?
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Avar considered that. While she definitely had been the catalyst that had introduced them to the situation, the situation itself had existed for probably centuries. And if it hadn't been them, some other ship would have have run into the station. Probably a prospecting party that wouldn't have had the tech necessary to escape. oO And Starfleet should take some of the blame, for sending us to that system without a reason. Oo How many ships had been destroyed by anomalies over the years? Hundreds? Thousands?
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Zenno: ::Curt and maintaining eye contact and his hand resting on his sidearm:: Short straw? No. You speak with Zenno, acting Security Chief. Best to think of me as the trouble detector on this ship. I suffer nothing and no one to interfere with our missions and duties. ::beat:: Will I be detecting any ātroublesā while you are with us, Ensign? ::Tone shift:: I have read all the records.
I didn't even do anything, and yet I'm kinda nervous....š¬
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Serinus: Tlhirogni' loves her walks through the arboretum, and her joy brings joy to me. And with those lessons in mind, I've taken the initiative to provide the two of us more flora within our own quarters here.
I would pay good credits to watch a targlet twinkletoes about the tulips.Ā
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Holly was still amazed at Hobart and Ohnari's dynamic, and it seemed that their mischievous chat came straight from a comedy show, in such a way that she could argue they had prepared theirĀ comebacks beforehand.
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Lt (jg) Zenno - Hey Conner, where you going with that phaser in your hand?
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Lacy: ::soft chuckle:: I didn't cause the trouble, last time.
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Jacin: What do you both know of the mirror universe?
Hobart: ::confident nod:: Facial hair.
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Hobart: I hear youāre a space hobo, Ensign.
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Hobart: Yep, thereās gonna be a brawl and Ohnariās gonna say who wins. ::beat:: Because sheās a drunk squirrel. A squirtle, if you will.
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Shayne snarled, and raised the knife. All this effort, all this work, and now heād have to chuck the whole damn thing away because of a mouse. A mouse! It couldnāt even be something distinct like a tribble. No, it had to be a tiny little gouda-mangling pest.Ā
NO ONE EATS THE CAPTAINS CHEESE!!!!
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Zabi:Ā Nolen, my old friend...If you scar the flight deck and someone yells at me, I'm punching you...in the face...a lot
I mean...It's valid
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Shayne smelledĀ lawyer.
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Zabi: Well, it wasn't asked but apparently I "drew the short straw" as he said. I was thinking of just bringing a bunch of wine and getting the entire crew drunk. Less to worry about the decor.Ā
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Ensign Zabi: Spin me right round
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Ā LTJG Nolen Hobart ā Pivot
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oO Perhaps I should have pie instead of cake...not sure if I can replicate Klingon blood pie correctly Oo
@Banagher ZabiĀ Klingons are British?!?
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Zabi:Ā With respect, Captain. It sounds like "drawing straws" requires me to have participated in the drawing to get this...short straw. Pardon me, sir but, this sounds more like I've been "volun-told".Ā
Now you're speaking management
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Hobart: Itās gonna work, maāam, itās a good plan. ::focused on his work, eyebrow cocked:: And, bright side, āYeah, but I saved your lifeā is like a cheat code to winning arguments with your spouse.
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Shayne: I never lend books or torpedoes.Ā
One could lead to explosions that would change the fabric of reality, and the other was an antimatter warhead.Ā
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Hobart: ::cocksure:: Ah, Iām sure I can shut it down. No problem. ::beat:: Got a photon torpedo I can borrow?
Um. I AM STILL ON THAT STATION THANK YOU!!!Ā š¬
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Lieutenant Commander Chloe Waters: Everything Everywhere All At Once
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