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Nolen and Ezra each raised a brow in unison. Nolen felt his cheeks redden—the ones on his face. He had no idea of the state of his others, as he sat half-crumpled in the suspended cage.
Oh c'mon now, and I get in trouble for some glistening consorts?!?
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QuoteZevra: Trousers? ::blushing:: Mommmm. My clothes. What did you do with them? The other away team members are watching.
Who had Ensign hazing on away team bingo??
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He looked around and saw other crumpled bodies in other non-pillowed cages, hanging from the ceiling.
Hobart: ::groggily:: This is officially the second weirdest way I've ever woken up.
...what was the first?!?! 🤔
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Lt Jacin - Bang Goes Diplomacy
Yeah....that needs painted on the side of the ship.
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Ferentis: Why would this person name their character such a thing? It’d be like christening an ensign Occasionally Incompetent Meat Vessel.
NEW NPC!!! Called it. Crewman I.M. Vessel. Showing up on a Starship near you.
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Ens. Ferentis: I Use A Musket For Home Defense...
Bu-but...no thumbs....?
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17 hours ago, Nolen Hobart said:
What?? Moon people can't use tanning oil?!
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It occurred to Hobart that the Klingons would have really liked these guys. Maybe Tro’k could go on the next away mission.
You are *so* not helping.
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Shayne looked down at his universal translator-equipped combadge. Glistening? Was that being translated correctly?
Yep. Sure did.
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Hobart: Right, so… we're not moon people. Just to set that record straight. I'm a Relva VIII people. Those are Earth people. And she's Haliia— Halloo— Uh. Well, she's great and also not a Moon People. We're, uh, from much farther out. ::beat:: But we can take a message to them, if you'll just… not murder us for a bit.
This has been diplomacy, 101 with @Nolen Hobart.
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QuoteRa: It smells nice. What is it?Piweh: Black Sea Bass Ceviche.
You do fancy food when I leave?!?! Betrayed by own team.....😭
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Piweh: Me neither. I don't suppose Tal. . . ::iTalia was what their boss asked to be called, but Piweh tried to keep it professional whilst on duty:: Lieutenant Ohnari' would mind us eating in her office? Should be pretty easy to switch into work mode if need be? We can just keep the door open.
She keeps snacks and the good liquor in the 3rd drawer.
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But this Kellan didn’t seem like a fighter… he seemed more like a foppish dandy.
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Hobart: ::hissing:: Respectfully? Cork it, sir.
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Dewitt: ::nodding:: Just had a little run it with Nolen... I sometimes feel like I'm the dad, and he's the seventeen-year-old.
Jacin: : turning her head to look at Connor. We are NOT adopting him!
OMG Please??!?
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Dewitt: Talia would kill me if I'd do that. And I need her to put me back together next time you discharge a phaser on my location, Nolen.
Hobart: ::snaps fingers:: Accidental phaser discharge! Brilliant!
NOT WHAT HE MEANT!!!!! 😤
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The... Bat? A bat on the ship? The crew of the USS Arrow was certainly not failing to cause even more confusion in his brain. What was going to be next, a pet bass? Heinrich's eyes widened in surprise, and he let out a small, awkward noise from his closed lips.
He's adorable and Talia will personally hunt down anyone who says otherwise.
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Adyr: It won't take long, and our doctors don't bite.
Oh now you tell them!!
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Shayne: You know, I think I’m really getting the hang of this not being an ass thing.
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Shayne: And tell the CMO I want you back here on the double quick. She can scratch the bat’s belly later.
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oO Oh great! So much for avoiding sickbay. Oo
NO ONE ESCAPES ME!!!
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Zenno overhead a chorus of agreement and regret, What the hell is a Vulcan Disco and why was it in the washroom? Did he even want to know?
I think we have to know. For, like, science, and stuff.
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Our maybe it was just good old fashioned paranoia, but something smelled wrong to Nolen. Besides Ohnari, who'd been weirder than her usual self all meeting.
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The Arrow was old, she would have to be blind not to see it. But with
that age, the lines, the cracks, the patchwork gave the starship
character. Just like all her crewmates did.Did she just call us old...??? Rude.
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