Talia Ohnari
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Hobart: ::sigh:: Just don't call me late for dinner.
You can shove them man in red, make him command, but you can't stop the dad jokes.
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QuoteHobart: You know, Connor's my best friend. ::head tilted in consideration:: And by the transitive properties of engagement, I'm pretty sure that makes you my best-friend-in-law.
100% how that works.
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Zerva: No. At least I don’t think so. Unless you count losing your dignity as a symptom.
Welcome to Starfleet my guy.
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Shayne: I’m not a starfish, counselor. I’m not apt to lop off the choices of yesteryear like a fleshy decoy for some carnivorous force of nature. What I’ve done had made me who I am, and short of a negligent Department of Temporal Investigations, that is how it will stay.
Anyone else unable to get the mental of Starfish Shayne.....? No...? Just me....?
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Having returned to her quarters, Chloe had prepped Mandy for her own
part in this little adventure. The dog kept looking around and lifting
her head- Chloe could tell she was confused. She patted Mandy's back,
the dog now clad in a Petfleet uniform and rocket shoes, so she could
keep up with Chloe between decks.Nothing makes me happier than the mental picture of Mandy in rocket shoes and a Petfleet uniform.
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Jacin: Ginny Lacy? :louder: Ginny Lacy!
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Ayemet twisted her hands together, waiting for some interruption that would prevent her from going any further in the conversation, but none came.
o0 There’s never a red alert when you want one 0o
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Zerva: I suggest changing into your regulation training uniform. We’ll be taking the jeffery tube scenic route. From here we will head to Deck 2 and then back here to Deck 3, before continuing down to the lower decks. If you know anyone who might be interested, please let them know and they can join us. If you wish to come along, I can take several laps around Deck 3 until you’re ready to go.
I truly would rather die, but Gods speed to you, Sporty Ensign Spice.
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Astrid: Have you ever driven a fire truck? You asked if there were any questions, and you seemed like the kind of person who might have driven one. So I thought I would ask.
I live for, and would die for Astrid.
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QuoteRa: Shouldn't take too long, as long as neither of you have needles stuck in your legs.
Well it wasn't on purpose!!!!
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MSNPC Senna Kor - Kor Uproar Encore
Say that five times fast!!!
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Nolen and Ezra each raised a brow in unison. Nolen felt his cheeks redden—the ones on his face. He had no idea of the state of his others, as he sat half-crumpled in the suspended cage.
Oh c'mon now, and I get in trouble for some glistening consorts?!?
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QuoteZevra: Trousers? ::blushing:: Mommmm. My clothes. What did you do with them? The other away team members are watching.
Who had Ensign hazing on away team bingo??
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He looked around and saw other crumpled bodies in other non-pillowed cages, hanging from the ceiling.
Hobart: ::groggily:: This is officially the second weirdest way I've ever woken up.
...what was the first?!?! 🤔
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Lt Jacin - Bang Goes Diplomacy
Yeah....that needs painted on the side of the ship.
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Ferentis: Why would this person name their character such a thing? It’d be like christening an ensign Occasionally Incompetent Meat Vessel.
NEW NPC!!! Called it. Crewman I.M. Vessel. Showing up on a Starship near you.
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Ens. Ferentis: I Use A Musket For Home Defense...
Bu-but...no thumbs....?
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17 hours ago, Nolen Hobart said:
What?? Moon people can't use tanning oil?!
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It occurred to Hobart that the Klingons would have really liked these guys. Maybe Tro’k could go on the next away mission.
You are *so* not helping.
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Shayne looked down at his universal translator-equipped combadge. Glistening? Was that being translated correctly?
Yep. Sure did.
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Hobart: Right, so… we're not moon people. Just to set that record straight. I'm a Relva VIII people. Those are Earth people. And she's Haliia— Halloo— Uh. Well, she's great and also not a Moon People. We're, uh, from much farther out. ::beat:: But we can take a message to them, if you'll just… not murder us for a bit.
This has been diplomacy, 101 with @Nolen Hobart.
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QuoteRa: It smells nice. What is it?Piweh: Black Sea Bass Ceviche.
You do fancy food when I leave?!?! Betrayed by own team.....😭
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Piweh: Me neither. I don't suppose Tal. . . ::iTalia was what their boss asked to be called, but Piweh tried to keep it professional whilst on duty:: Lieutenant Ohnari' would mind us eating in her office? Should be pretty easy to switch into work mode if need be? We can just keep the door open.
She keeps snacks and the good liquor in the 3rd drawer.
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But this Kellan didn’t seem like a fighter… he seemed more like a foppish dandy.
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