Alieth 306 Posted November 14, 2020 Report Share Posted November 14, 2020 Paraphrasing our first officer and since we didn't have a quotes thread, let's start one! From "Minefield, both metaphorical and literal" Quote From that point, the minefield decided that it hated them Allegedly Lia Rouiancet, in fact @Tony, aka Kells You've KILLED me with that, Skipper XD 2 2 Quote Link to post
Alora DeVeau 551 Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 Our Second officer. 😄 Quote Rouiancet: =/\= That's a lot of mines. =/\= Henderson: =/\= That’s not very reassuring. =/\= Garcia: =/\= Just gotta be mine-full, that’s all. =/\= 3 Quote Link to post
Alieth 306 Posted November 17, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2020 Because it needs to be stressed again due I've laughed more with this than I really should Quote Teller: Were those stun grenades or photon grenades? Greaves: Dear god! Sir! Photon! They're photon grenades! Teller: Dar, COVER NOW! 1 Quote Link to post
Alora DeVeau 551 Posted December 12, 2020 Report Share Posted December 12, 2020 Quote Alieth: The Hippocratic Oath compels us to do no harm. However, it does not say a word about causing pain. And on certain occasions a little discomfort is useful to be aware of one's own body's requirements. ::Looking at the patient sideways:: Or it will remind you that you should not put yourself in foolish ways that could potentially irritate your doctor. Do NOT mess with Alieth! She's no joke! LOL! 1 Quote Link to post
Wes Greaves 135 Posted December 27, 2020 Report Share Posted December 27, 2020 These are the jokes I come here for. I almost spit out my coffee at the unexpected reference @Geoffrey Teller Quote Katsim: Batbird stew and mapa bread. Geoff's eyebrows went up a little at the name 'batbird,' and in the back of his mind a forgotten lyric from his childhood began repeating ceaselessly. oO NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA batbird! Oo 1 2 Quote Link to post
Alora DeVeau 551 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Quote Sirok: You are the doctors, if I have to go through additional checks to test my memory I will do so. So far all the techniques I have used to make it work to its fullest capacity have worked. It was partly because of them that I got the best engineering grades in my Starfleet class. So far my condition has only caused disturbances in my personal life, but not in my professional life. Deena made a small noise best described as a snort. Quen: Yup - you're getting a test all right. MacKenzie: ::to the others:: It’s cute that he thinks he has a choice. Quen: Mmn - it's adorable, isn't it? Sirok, the second cutest Vulcan on the Thor! 1 1 Quote Link to post
Alora DeVeau 551 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Quote Sirok: There is always a choice Doctor MacKenzie. You just have to know and assume the consequences. :: Sirok could refuse recognition, but it would possibly mean losing his position as a Starfleet officer. :: Quen: Thor almost blows up every month anyway without you adding to it. Ooooo, they're calling you out, @Geoffrey Teller! 1 1 Quote Link to post
Alora DeVeau 551 Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Quote The tiny Vulcan folded her arms and looked at her former boss and her colleague before she spoke once more. Alieth: I have no doubt that you are aware that you are putting your personal preferences above the interests of the crew as a whole. And is that not only against Surak's teachings, but illogical by definition? Sirok got ROASTED! 1 1 Quote Link to post
Alieth 306 Posted January 8 Author Report Share Posted January 8 Quote Sirok: I start to decipher the message. From the beginning and the end it seems that it could be a ship or a space installation called... :: The Vulcan had to pause and confirmed that the translation was correct :: The Endless Golden Penetrator.* Then I think they refer to a series of damages in different systems, but none that I can fully understand. Damage to the initiating course improvement system, damage to the adjustment system for vital enjoyment... The only one I can understand is the breach in the external protection and safeguard system, which, barring error, should be a breach in the hull. the "adjustment system for vital enjoyment" is my new fav part of a starship EVER 1 Quote Link to post
Alora DeVeau 551 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Quote Saulan: Teleportation? That is impossible, according to the Ughadez law a particle cannot be converted into data to be reintegrated. It has only been seen in interactive entertainment stories, without any scientific basis. And those are things for children or people who live with their mothers. This just made me laugh. 1 1 Quote Link to post
Alora DeVeau 551 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Quote While his patient could not help but observe the arrival of what he thought were more technical, due to the color of his flosflus. Although one of them had very, very short flosflus, perhaps he had some sort of physical problem. Part of a corporate social responsibility campaign? Miguel, you're killing me here. 1 Quote Link to post
FltAdml. Wolf 3,631 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Every time I see the title of this thread on the unread threads list, it gives me a giggle. 2 2 Quote Link to post
Alora DeVeau 551 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 4 hours ago, FltAdml. Wolf said: Every time I see the title of this thread on the unread threads list, it gives me a giggle. You and me both! 1 Quote Link to post
Alora DeVeau 551 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Quote Geoff watched the creatures carefully. Their body structure was fascinating, greatly different from many of the races he'd seen in the past. It certainly gave weight to the idea that these people had somehow developed in isolation, here within the nebula. They conversed quietly but intensely for a few moments, then turned back to his team. As First Contacts go, he was already doing better than the poor idiot that first ran into the Klingons. Aim high, Geoffrey. Aim high. 1 1 1 Quote Link to post
Alora DeVeau 551 Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Quote Brodie smiled to himself. An absurd thought of how the kilt came into being - never being caught with one’s pants down. @Alex Brodie, I need the story on this! 1 Quote Link to post
Alora DeVeau 551 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 Quote It was hard to focus on extracting the data points to feed the algorithm assessing the Penetrator’s structural integrity while Commander Gacia nattered away to Sickbay on the comm behind him. Roman lent in further. His face was now inches away from the console monitor. Then, the skriking klaxon of yellow alert sent Roman jolting forward. With the cuff of his jumper, he wiped away the greasy nostril print from the glossy console display -- he hoped those on the bridge had been too busy to see how the smudge got there. This made me laugh! Quote Link to post
Alieth 306 Posted Friday at 10:33 PM Author Report Share Posted Friday at 10:33 PM I wasn't prepared for Zet's hell @Sirok 🤣 Quote The Zet, pressed a couple of buttons and from her seat appeared strong straps resembling the seatbelt of a racing car. Saulan knew that if they survived and Anroc found out that they had abandoned ship, he would seek to torture them physically, emotionally and financially for eternity. Quote Link to post
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