Jana Zicv 59 Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 I guess you may already know that but USS Arrow simulation was just launched last Monday. In order to celebrate such unique event here are the nominations for the Top Funny Quotes of the Season. 🤣😆😂😝 4 Quote Link to post
Jana Zicv 59 Posted June 25 Author Report Share Posted June 25 Quote Shayne had known Collins for quite some time, and never once had the eccentric scientist disappointed. This was just another success. Shayne stepped forward, a jagged half-smile appearing. Collins: So, what the HELL happened here? Did we just...steal a Federation starship? @Quentin Collins III & @Randal Shayne <-- Congratulations to both of you!!! Cmdr. Shayne: Slow But Sure <-- Original post 4 Quote Link to post
Jana Zicv 59 Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 Quote There was fire, there was smoke, there was rain coming from the sky, the air was difficult to breath in AND - R'Ariel was practicing calm. She was silently practicing a Calm Tail exercise. It was a pretty simple exercise to learn, difficult to master. Essentially she hummed a tune in her head, with a slow beat, and attempted to synchronize the movements of her tail to the beat. When successful, it brought the mind, body and its nervous system into a state of calm, collected, and in control. oO La La Lo Lo ::swish:: La La Lo Lo Oo @R'Ariel You have a funny and gentle style that always give me much joy and satisfaction to read. Ensign R'Ariel: oO La La Lo Lo ::swish:: La La Lo Lo Oo <-- Original post 3 Quote Link to post
Quentin Collins III 126 Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Chief Vacation Specialist, USS Arrow this ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME @Maxwell Traenor. The whole sim itself was so charming, but this was just the icing on the cake. Original Post: "But" 1 1 Quote Link to post
Jana Zicv 59 Posted July 1 Author Report Share Posted July 1 11 hours ago, Quentin Collins III said: Chief Vacation Specialist, USS Arrow this ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME @Maxwell Traenor. The whole sim itself was so charming, but this was just the icing on the cake. Original Post: "But" Wow!!! What a fantastic sim. The writing level of USS Arrow is getting higher and higher at each sim. Happy to have you among us Mr. @Maxwell Traenor 🥳 1 Quote Link to post
Jana Zicv 59 Posted July 10 Author Report Share Posted July 10 Quote Of course. But to kill the virus, he’d have to destroy the whole container. It would kill the device as well, the possibly sentient device. He could feel his heart hammering in his chest rapidly. Crap. He jabbed at the screen with trembling fingers, trying to pay attention. What would he tell the captain? Commander Collins? His morbidly cheerful alter ego piped up, showing him what that could go like. Morning captain! So, I wanted to know what was in the dangerous, unknown spider, so I hooked it up unguarded to the engineering computer core and let it execute random commands! Just like the handbook says we should, eh? Then to save us, I murdered it! It died because of my negligence! He did not want to add ‘Then I blew up the ship!’ to that list, regardless of what else it implied. --> I really get the spirit here Mr. @Keneth Nakada. I would say it was a naive move, but a very good character building stuff. Nicely done. Original post here --> I Connect The Spider - Part 1 1 Quote Link to post
Keneth Nakada 7 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Quote Wilde: ::Stifling a giggle:: It was so bad. I was half expecting Immelmann to issue a quarantine permit for that salad. Starting this thread off again, I present Lieutenant Wilde! 2 Quote Link to post
Regan Wilde 72 Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Thank you, I'm here all week! Be sure to tip your waitress... I was equally fond of: Quote Wilde: ::Chuckling:: Relax, Jack the Ripper. I'm kidding. But seriously ::He motioned to the food.:: There are Targ Breeding Kennels on the planet Qo'noS that don't smell as bad as that. Sort it out, ok? 😇 2 Quote Link to post
Regan Wilde 72 Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Quote Wilde: Don't look at me, I'm staying in uniform. You said time is of the essence and I simply don't have enough time to scour through my entire wardrobe for something distracting to wear. Shayne’s mind involuntarily led him to an image of Wilde in a pair of Starfleet-issue skants. He hated skants, and the fact that they were still permitted by Starfleet regulations was something he regretted. Silly things; showing forty percent of your body while traversing through space with nothing but a fragile ship around your flesh to protect you? Wilde seemed like just the sort of free spirit to find them appealing. He scowled and smiled tightly. Another CO seemingly obsessed with Starfleet skants... 2 1 Quote Link to post
Keneth Nakada 7 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 Quote Ghant: I AM currently listed in your Federation Criminal Registry as "At Large". For all you know, I could be housing a sheaf of oxidizing plastique in this doublet. Before anyone could protest, she added for theatrics sake. Ghant: I am NOT, for the record, but all the same… She lifted her arms as if to be arrested. It was probably a trick she'd tried many times, in the courtroom or the bedroom, and Regan had half a mind to call the bluff and explain that he'd have to place her under arrest. Ghant: Why don't we just make sure? Shayne: No. Shayne finally puts his foot down after several minutes of hilarious banter! 1 Quote Link to post
Regan Wilde 72 Posted October 18 Report Share Posted October 18 Seriously, I'm worried the Captain's gonna have a heart attack by the end of this mission! 1 1 Quote Link to post
Regan Wilde 72 Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 Quote Shayne: What the hell happened? I stepped out less than a minute ago! Murkad had already been enraged to begin with- his fury at the other delegates’ willingness to negotiate had pervaded the whole engagement. But he had not seemed outlandishly angry- not for a typical drunken Klingon, that is. Had Wilde said something? One of the other delegates? Wilde: General Murkad has decided to leave the conference, sir. He called us... well, I guess you could imagine! It's always MY fault, right Boss! 😇 1 1 Quote Link to post
Artinus Serinus 55 Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 (edited) 9 hours ago, Regan Wilde said: It's always MY fault, right Boss! 😇 As your frontline supervisor. . . Edited November 1 by Artinus Serinus 1 1 Quote Link to post
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