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Lacy: ::soft chuckle:: I didn't cause the trouble, last time.
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Jacin: What do you both know of the mirror universe?
Hobart: ::confident nod:: Facial hair.
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Hobart: I hear you’re a space hobo, Ensign.
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Hobart: Yep, there’s gonna be a brawl and Ohnari’s gonna say who wins. ::beat:: Because she’s a drunk squirrel. A squirtle, if you will.
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Shayne snarled, and raised the knife. All this effort, all this work, and now he’d have to chuck the whole damn thing away because of a mouse. A mouse! It couldn’t even be something distinct like a tribble. No, it had to be a tiny little gouda-mangling pest.
NO ONE EATS THE CAPTAINS CHEESE!!!!
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Zabi: Nolen, my old friend...If you scar the flight deck and someone yells at me, I'm punching you...in the face...a lot
I mean...It's valid
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Shayne smelled lawyer.
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Zabi: Well, it wasn't asked but apparently I "drew the short straw" as he said. I was thinking of just bringing a bunch of wine and getting the entire crew drunk. Less to worry about the decor.
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Ensign Zabi: Spin me right round
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LTJG Nolen Hobart — Pivot
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oO Perhaps I should have pie instead of cake...not sure if I can replicate Klingon blood pie correctly Oo
@Banagher Zabi Klingons are British?!?
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Zabi: With respect, Captain. It sounds like "drawing straws" requires me to have participated in the drawing to get this...short straw. Pardon me, sir but, this sounds more like I've been "volun-told".
Now you're speaking management
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Hobart: It’s gonna work, ma’am, it’s a good plan. ::focused on his work, eyebrow cocked:: And, bright side, “Yeah, but I saved your life” is like a cheat code to winning arguments with your spouse.
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Shayne: I never lend books or torpedoes.
One could lead to explosions that would change the fabric of reality, and the other was an antimatter warhead.
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Hobart: ::cocksure:: Ah, I’m sure I can shut it down. No problem. ::beat:: Got a photon torpedo I can borrow?
Um. I AM STILL ON THAT STATION THANK YOU!!! 😬
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Lieutenant Commander Chloe Waters: Everything Everywhere All At Once
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Congratulations to everyone!!! 🎃
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Capt. Shayne: Next Time, Randal, Write A Goddamn Memo
No, that will be one his tombstone.
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15 hours ago, Randal Shayne said:
Indeed not- if she does she might become a bit...
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Nolen turned around to see where Piweh was indicating. It was funny. He could tell you the precise differences between most any two identical-looking pieces of equipment anywhere else on the ship. But in sickbay? No clue. They might as well have all been magic blinky-light boxes that make boo-boos go away.
They are. And the fun ones give you a lollipop after.
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Shayne: No, I’ve seen the report on that terrible episode. If my memory serves, there were power overloads all throughout the tactile interfaces that led to third degree burns.
Did...our Captain just break 4th wall a little...?
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Nolen’s black irises fixed on the ancient camera in the room as his mind wandered farther and farther afield. Also there was Dr. Ohnari. Talia. Endearingly weird and dangerously seductive, he wasn’t always sure how things were between them. But surely, as a matter of professional courtesy if nothing else, he owed it to her to extend his “Daring” do’s to her, as well. Right? He was in the neighborhood anyway. The decent thing to do.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said about me without holding a straight jacket. I will forgive the previous shaming. ❤️
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The Haliian uncrossed her arms and caged Nolen in, moving her face ever closer to his. Once she was up close, and incredibly personal she batted her eyelashes playfully. The body language was seductive, and another man less gifted in the paracortex department might have concluded that what really got Dr. Ohnari going was in depth xenozoologic excrement discussion.
I DON'T SHAME YOUR HOBBIES!!!!! 🤬
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Dewitt: =/\= I was investigating the fusion reactor. Whatever I did
might have triggered something to activate. But it must have been
programmed to activate. Maybe a trap - maybe just a faulty shutdown.
It's hard to tell what caused what. The Chroniton buildup we witnessed -
together with the station's... new look suggests time travel. =/\=- 3
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