Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

: New blog post : Promotions for January - http://www.starbase118.net/blog/2011/02/10/promotions-for-january-3/

Daily telemarketing call on our otherwise-useless home phone: US Telecom today. I pick up "Hello?", female: "JERDEN?!", "Yes?", "THISZ CINDY", "hello Cindy, what is the purpose of your call?", "HELLO? Oh, sorry, I didn't even hear you! I'm calling about that $2 charge on your phone bill. Did you notice that?".

We have phone through Verizon FIOS, so I say, "We don't have phone service through you. What are you calling about?" She says to someone in the background "HE GOES 'WE DON'T HAVE SERVI...

Hey, there's Zack Malitz!

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: New blog post : Ronin plot summary for January - http://www.starbase118.net/blog/2011/02/11/ronin-plot-summary-for-january/

: New blog post : Starship Mottos - http://www.starbase118.net/blog/2011/02/12/starship-mottos/

I had a dream last night that I was a ghost. If I touched someone, they could feel it, and could hear me (I remember spending a lot of time asking "CAN YOU HEAR ME?" and people nodding their head in awe), but otherwise I just floated around invisible.

Either this is my subconscious creating an allegory for the modern condition or this is some kind of freaky-deaky foreshadowing and everyone should be on notice about my impending doom. KTHX.

I'm thankful that I have a husband who can cook.

: New blog post : Constitution plot summary for January - http://www.starbase118.net/blog/2011/02/13/constitution-plot-summary-for-january/

: New blog post : Victory plot summary for January - http://www.starbase118.net/blog/2011/02/15/victory-plot-summary-for-january/

LOL - I hope that's a compliment.

What's considered "too early" to eat a slice of cake?

I got on the wroooong train. Misrouted onto the wrong track and now it has to change directions. Oh BART... at least you're still twice as good as WMATA.

Slowly, I am learning that if writing a Facebook comment takes me more than 30 seconds of editing to get it right and avoid an inevitable argument, I should just not post the comment at all.

Glucose solution is gross. Why can't they carbonate it?

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: New blog post : Discovery plot summary for January - http://www.starbase118.net/blog/2011/02/18/discovery-plot-summary-for-january/

Now is not the time to discuss ... cutting Social Security benefits, Mr. Obama.

: New blog post : Eagle plot summary for January - http://www.starbase118.net/blog/2011/02/20/eagle-plot-summary-for-january/

: New blog post : Fleet-wide OOC chat next week! - http://www.starbase118.net/blog/2011/02/27/fleet-wide-ooc-chat-next-week-2/

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(Remember: We fund progressive orgs, all our bills are printed on 100% recycled paper, we plant millions of trees, and punish right-wing Republicans.)

A unionized public employee, a teabagger, and a CEO are sitting at a table. In the middle of the table there is a plate with a dozen cookies on it. The CEO reaches across and takes 11 cookies, looks at the teabagger and says, "Look out for that union guy -- he wants a piece of your cookie." (via Natasha Demands Equality Dillon)

"When we tackled drunken driving, we took steps like raising the drinking age to 21 and cracking down on offenders. That didn’t eliminate drunken driving, but it saved thousands of lives." We need the same thing now for gun violence.

But the NRA demands their corporate lackeys do nothing at all.

RT @MarkRuffalo: The @NRA shouldn't tell Congress what to do when it comes to researching gun violence. No more. https://t.co/ooNtBN6DFL vi…

: New blog post : New Academy Graduates - http://www.starbase118.net/blog/2011/03/03/new-academy-graduates-112/

I dreamed that, after the apocalypse, a woman tried to sic her tiger on me, and I scared it away by waving my plastic fork and screaming "I will eat you!"