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Everything posted by Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf
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My Facebook feed is full of people's babies, toddlers, and kids just starting summer vacation. Since when do I have so many adult friends?!
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The maintenance guy just walked in on me dancing & singing to Bonnie Tyler's "Holding out for a hero." He had been knocking for like 5 minutes.
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Wendy's is across the street from our apartment, so it's our fallback on nights when Hank Hedland going to be really late after work or just doesn't feel like cooking. Last night I had a double burger and this morning I woke up feeling like someone had been kicking me in the head repeatedly overnight.
You all know me -- I'd rather walk on my own two lips than jump to conclusions, but all I can think is that greasy hamburger hurt my brain. They should change the name from Wendy's to The Crab...
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This morning I'm doing the bravest, most courageous thing any man can do: go to the DMV on a Saturday. Wish me luck.
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Well, that didn't take long! First God-centric email to The Listserv since I joined. That was two minutes I wish I could get back.
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I'm about the call the UK. For work! What are they, 5 hours ahead? I GET TO TALK TO THE FUTURE.