Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

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I miss LA.

I just met Steny Hoyer. And then I forgot to introduce myself to Steny Hoyer.

.@wmata single tracking delays? SHOCKING.

RIP Steve Jobs. His technology inspired and changed the world! I rarely get mushy about celebrities passing, but this guy was who every geek wants to be...

Just once, I want to see a cross-country road trip happen in a Ford Escort or a Toyota Corolla instead of a vintage Mustang.

We've been in DC for two weeks and we still haven't been invited to the White House for dinner yet. Um, HELLO Barack Obama???

Suddenly my Facebook feed is full of pithy images. Are people just really into posting textual graphics today, or is this some new Facebook algorithm because I "Liked" one before?

Metro driver: "The good thing is I don't get off until 1:30a, so if you want hold the doors open, that's fine with me." 3m later, waiting...

Just fell UP the stairs at Starbucks. Mortified.

Metro train I'm on now 31 minutes behind schedule due to disabled train in front of us.

"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma, which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. Most important have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary. Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish. I have always wished that for myself. And now, I wish that for you." - Steven P. Jobs ...

If it ever becomes clear that Troy Davis was mostly, or entirely, innocent, the members of the Supreme Court will have sent him to his death for no good reason at all.

I find it supremely ironic that riding up long escalators is one of my top 3 phobias (alongside spiders and being on planes), and I end up living in an apartment above Wheaton Station's 2ND LONGEST ELEVATOR IN THE WORLD. Started sweating and hyperventilating just walking by it today, so I didn't even try and board. Took the world's SLOWEST ELEVATOR instead, down to the station and back up again later.

So, remember last night when I had to walk down what I felt was the world's longest escalator down into the Metro station, which was broken? Turns out I was almost right -- it's actually the world's SECOND longest escalator, and the longest in the western hemisphere. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheaton_(WMATA_station)

VW Jetta was returned this past Saturday, and our rental car was returned today. I am now officially car-less for the first time since I got my driver license.

First day in DC not starting so well. Realized I damaged my Jetta while hauling it here and now need to return it to dealership and rent a car.

At one point, when we were sitting in traffic as we were leaving LA, a car pulled up next to us and as I glanced over, I noticed an older couple staring at me. I was like, "WTF?" to Hank Hedland. A few minutes later, I glanced over and they were motioning at me to open my window. As I did, the older gentleman driving yelled out something...

Everybody leaves Los Angeles. And now I have. Bye y'all!

FYI to all who care: Hank Hedland, Baxter Rex, and I are planning on leaving LA in the early afternoon of Wednesday, August 31st. We are driving to Tara Howard's wedding in Austin, and then plan on arriving in DC on September 6th.

Hank Hedland and I were just talking in the bedroom when Baxter came padding down the hallway with his blanket draped over his back like a robe. We have no idea how it got that way, but he walked into the room and just stood there looking at us like, "What? What are you guys talking about in here?"

It's strange that as the number of my friends goes up, the amount of engagement on my Facebook page is going down.

THE MOON! IT HAS A BIGNESS!

Is anyone I know a LACMA member, and not want to see the Tim Burton show? The tickets are free for members and Hank wants to go, but we can't afford the ticket cost right now

Hello east-coasters. It's 5:40am and I can't sleep. I haven't been awake this early since I quit my job last year!