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Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

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  1. I already hate Alameda drivers with the intensity of 10000 suns.

  2. Everything is moved in. Kinda. Neither sofa nor bookshelf would fit up staircase. So...

  3. We're getting breakfast. Two guys sitting next to us at diner - one white, one Latino. The white guy says to the other "I LOVE French toast. Did your mom make Hispanic French toast? You just add peppers to it!" 😒😯😕🙈🙉🙊💩

    1. Jalana

      Jalana

      I cannot palm my face as hard as I want to

    2. Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

      Jordan aka FltAdmlWolf

      I know. It was so cringe-worthy.

  4. It looks like Hank Hedland and I are homeless for the next 10 days while we wait for our new apartment to be renovated. Does anyone in the Bay Area have any thoughts on affordable housing until October 1st?

  5. Well that's just freaky as hell: Woke up at 5:45 this morning to find the drawer of my bedside table open, and some of the contents were sitting on top of my cell and tablet, which were charging there. I almost never go into that drawer and am certainly not the type of person that would leave things sitting there.

    Woke up Hank Hedland and he says it wasn't him. Nothing else missing.

    freaked out and now cannot go back to sleep.

  6. Feeling much, much better everyone! Thanks for asking!

  7. DOGS! WTF? Baxter Rex picked up something at the beginning of the walk, which I assumed he dropped when I immediately scolded him. But then, lo and behold, when we got into the elevator he spit out a snail, shell and all. I can only assume that he knew if he had waited until we got home that I would have freaked the [...] out and it would have been a bad time for all of us. But, I mean, ARE YOU SERIOUS BAXTER?

    I'm sure this will result in some kind of phantom digestive tract bull[...] that w...

  8. I hate the city. I need some [...]ing silence in my life.

    1. Kevin Marks

      Kevin Marks

      Silence will fall when the question is asked. ;)

  9. You're getting a gay marriage! You're getting a gay marriage! Everyone's getting a gay marriage!

  10. Chad Griffin at HRC says five year plan for marriage equality in all states. I say, FIVE YEAR PLAN FOR FULL FEDERAL EQUALITY. Marriage, employment discrimination, housing, credit, adoption. No more excuses. No more delays. Bulldoze everyone who stands in our way. Equality or bust.

  11. If you're not watching #StandWithWendy on Twitter, you're missing serious inspiration. A legislator in hour 10 of a 13 hour filibuster to save the healthcare of 13 million women in Texas.

    One woman against an uninformed, ignorant TX GOP bent on undermining the will and welfare of their constituents.

  12. What do you think it sounds like when Paula Deen says "Queer"?

  13. Just got a call from HRC asking me to donate. Hmm... are they building up their pot-o-gold so they can again donate to the Democratic Party presidential candidates two years before the election, and before they actually extracted any commitments, I wonder?

  14. Last night I dreamt that I died, but stuck around as a ghost. I spent a lot of time pushing peoples' hands while they wrote things, and was outraged when Buzzfeed bought the right to publish the content on my FB page. #famousghost

  15. Hank Hedland is working all night so I'm going to eat Doritos and ice cream for dinner and there's NO ONE TO STOP ME!

  16. Good direct action should raise eyebrows. It should make some people angry. It should fluster the target. It should challenge the monied establishment. It should not apologize for the silly, misplaced outrage it creates.

  17. Wait, I just got home. Where is everyone? Surely you all don't plan to surprise me tomorrow, since I'll be at the baseball game and won't know when I'm coming home? Man, that's going to be weird when you all have to sit in the dark for like four hours.

  18. I love when my calendar sends me a reminder about my upcoming birthday.

  19. I'm burnin' up, burning up for your love!

  20. I'm listening to an Iron & Wine song. SPOILER ALERT: It's depressing.

  21. Sorry, hookers, it's time to call the cops -- and this time, start demanding arrests. You can hook all you want near my house as long as you keep the noise to quiet sultry flirting with passing cars. But your constant, shrill screaming of "Twerk it girl, twerk it!", "What?! What?! Yeah you best drive away!", and all the various Beyonce lyrics -- which I can hear a half a block away -- have finally driven me over the edge.

  22. Oh good, now there's a bird nearby that's learned to mimic car alarms.

    Birds -- what the [...] are they good for except to annoy the [...] out of me?!

  23. Every other week or so I am awoken at odd hours out of a sound sleep (Hank Hedland sleeps through almost anything) by the Percussionist from Hell. About two weeks ago it was 3am, and today it was 7:30am.

    Having had enough of this bull[...], I pulled on clothes and rushed the dog out the door to find this asshole. Just as we were exiting the building, a man was walking across the street with a CD player with loudspeakers and two drum sticks, alternating between "SHUT UP!" and muttering to hi...

  24. LaRouche supports are out and about today with banners against austerity and for Glass-Steagall. If you see them, be sure to remind them that LaRouche is a racist and homophobe who once tried to quarantine AIDS patients in California.

  25. Wait, Buzzfeed has a front page? So that's how you all find this [...]?

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